I carry it in my left breast pocket so that if, god forbid I get shot, maybe my iPhone will stop the bullet and the picture of me smiling and holding its remains gets passed around the internet, eventually making it to Steve Jobs, who becomes inspired to grant me free Apple products “for life,” a potentially marketable pun.
My camera is in my other breast pocket, but that’s more out of convenience than a desire for Sony stuff.
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